Total Medals Earned: 228 (From 45 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,400 Points
Medals Earned: 6/11 (135/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/440 points)
Finish one third of the levels.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 7/22 (80/500 points)
Conquer the first base.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the green backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Conquer the third base.
Find the black backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 11/26 (180/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19